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# I worked in macdonalds
when I was a virgin. never got drained for my oils there although the fat containers were often surprisingly empty.

Back in the day....

Nevertheless, consented virgin oils make the world go round.

I'd stick to vegetable oil personally. Especially if it actually was sticky, then I'd glue myself to the cieling with it and survey the passersby as they wander fretlessly.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# i find velcro works just as well
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# thats true, although
I find my faith to be placed higer up the scale, to the likes of the nail gun and a gaffa tape. Velcro sits at number 3. Drinking maniacally from his glass of whiskey laughing at those below him, while Gaffa tape is holding the universe together and the Nail gun is taking the precise aim at the chavs.

Oh woe is me,
The jealousy
of wanting to be
a nail gun.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)