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# Strokin'

Soz Ninj ;)
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# THAT'S A BLAADDY MONKAAYTICKLE
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# EEEWWWW YOU DIRTY LITTLE MONKEY!
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# HERE, THIS IS BETTER
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# hahaha

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# hahaha
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# *strokes to the east*
*strokes to the west*
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# *Its just like, its just like*
*A mini... mall*
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)
# it's nothing like a mini mall
that monkey is not a shop
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# Hello Clarence
:)


"If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!"

I had no idea he was a b3tan!
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# clarence?
*looks shifty*
i know not of this clarence!
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# hey, you replied too fast for my ninja editing skillzors
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:56, archived)
# i fear you are underestimating the sneakiness
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# *wax on*
*wax off*

or whacks, whichever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:05, archived)
# wax is bad
anything that means you have to rip your fadge bald is a bad thing in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hmmmmm so true
how about a nice alternative? like a banana or some oil?
not motor oil, unless you wanna set fire to thineself...

maybe a nice pure virgin oil...
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# virgin oil?
can't you get into trouble by squeezing virgins for their oil?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
# not if...
a, you hold a license
b, they consent
c, you sneak up on them in the dead of night, frighten them and then demand their oils
or d, you have a factory hidden in the mountians in switzerland, ready to fire 2 virgins in opposite directions until they collide and create the Higgs Boson (or however its spelt), then drain the oil from them



or buy it from asda.
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# i know a virgin
and he is quite oily, but i'm not sure if he'd consent to being harvested for his precious oils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# plenty of oils in macdonalds
and most of the workers are virgins, pining for draining actions to be placed upon them.

also,

anyone consents to anything if you say its for a movie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# this is true
although my ex works in macdonald's. he is 41 and still cleans tables for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I worked in macdonalds
when I was a virgin. never got drained for my oils there although the fat containers were often surprisingly empty.

Back in the day....

Nevertheless, consented virgin oils make the world go round.

I'd stick to vegetable oil personally. Especially if it actually was sticky, then I'd glue myself to the cieling with it and survey the passersby as they wander fretlessly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# i find velcro works just as well
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# thats true, although
I find my faith to be placed higer up the scale, to the likes of the nail gun and a gaffa tape. Velcro sits at number 3. Drinking maniacally from his glass of whiskey laughing at those below him, while Gaffa tape is holding the universe together and the Nail gun is taking the precise aim at the chavs.

Oh woe is me,
The jealousy
of wanting to be
a nail gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# ahahha shit
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#
ninja eidt ;)
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# :P
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# Pigeonwanking: a serious offense

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# muffin the mule is a criminal offence
it causes serious cases of moby dick
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# It's true!
Wankmonkeys!
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# Hahahahah
Genuine coughing fit
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# Come on, put a little effort into it monkey!
argh
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# i'm going as fast as i can!
oh.......you mean THAT monkey...
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# This is all going very wrong.
er...

or is it right?
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# that all depends
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# hahah
FP THIS ONE TOO NOW :D
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# hahahaha, superb
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# monkeys like to touch stuff.
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