shoot the servants, of course!what else are they for, if not target practise?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
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Who would iron my smalls?Surprisingly, I do not have servants any more and my smalls now lay un-ironed. To my knowledge this has had no detrimental effect on my life.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:40,
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just stop wearing smallsthis eliminates the need for ironing
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Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:55,
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