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(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)
# wrong sort of programme
but no one seems to be giving a fuck so....
(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
# For best/worst results: pour the whole bottle of poppers into a half full bottle of fizzy liquid. close the lid--shake hard and slam on table--remove lid-inhale--regret.
Popper slammers...

Only for twats.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Dear God...
We've got a gay sauna downstairs from our offices (don't ask...). One day we had a fire in the building because some genius had decided to chuck half a bottle of poppers on the coals to get the fumes going - apparently not realising that amyl nitrate is one of the most flammable substances known to humanity...

Pillock.

If his genes weren't de facto going out of the pool already there'd be a Darwin Award in there for cert.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Needless to say they all got very excited when the firemen turned up...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I can just imagine the hoselust
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:22, archived)
# gay sauna?
a fruit steamer?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# why do they have to gay up all the saunas?...
...Where are the straight saunas?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Japan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I got refused entrance to one of those on account of tattoos
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:31, archived)
# heh
and the ones that would let you in on account of tattoos you probably shouldn't be in anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:47, archived)
# yo, Pacman...
...pacman....yo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Idiot
It's clearly sonic
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:20, archived)
# ahh... ^this^...
...(brainstorm).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Hurry !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:44, archived)