*Spluffs*
Fiona is gold.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 20 Sep 2009, 17:20,
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Is she so gold
That she turns your spluff to gold? That could be lucrative if somewhat draining
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Sun 20 Sep 2009, 17:21,
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and possibly quite painful on the way out
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Sun 20 Sep 2009, 17:30,
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If I was with Fiona Bruce...
and I spooged gold, I think I could put up with the pain.
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Sun 20 Sep 2009, 17:36,
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