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# i want to pick up a hitchiker
just so that when they tell me their name, i can say 'do you mind if i call you number 9?'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Offer them some lotion for their skin as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# possibly
another good one is, when they ask where they can put their rucksack, say "in the back, with the others"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I get this picture in my head of a spider in a very poor disguise
Picking up hitchhiking flies for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I AM DISCOVERED!
*scuttles off sharpish*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)