Not psh.
I am about as sexually appealing as the stringy bits you get on the inside of a banana.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:44,
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DO NOT MOCK MY PLIGHT
Good god if I ever find a woman stupid or unconscious enough to sleep with me I imagine I'll probably tear her skin off trying to get at it.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:52,
archived)