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# The second coming has happened in America
Jesus gave a bloke magic spectacles to read scriptures made of gold.

The guy must have been immensely strong just the carry the fuckers!!!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# He didn't have to carry them
That's the best bit; the angel who gave them to him told him to bury them and not tell anyone where they are.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I know that
but he still had to shift them and one point.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# The Wheelbarrow of the Covenant
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)