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# What's 20 feet long and smells of piss...?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I don't know. What's 20 feet long and smells of piss...?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# The checkout queue at *insert cheap supermarket here*
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# A Post Office queue...
I went to the docs last week, he said "I need a stool sample, a semen sample and a urine sample."

"I'm in rather a hurry doctor, can't I just leave my boxers with you?"
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Did he need blood, sweat, gravy and egg samples too?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yuk!!!
:)...oh he didn't BTW
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)