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[challenge entry] in the shops now

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(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I'm aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# minus 2" a la Aerosmith
Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no sinch
When i wanna get her goin'
Then i whip out my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night i tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
Now whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

EDIT: For the young whippersnappers a 10" was a record.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# A 10" is a record?
Hurr durr hurr durr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# You can get it on double A

*sorry*
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
#
yes
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Just incase you missed it, I was being sarcastic. :D
I own a few 10"s myself, along with a 4" and a couple of 5" records. Usual 45s and 33s too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Makes up for your 2" then:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Oh, Riverghost :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)
# :D
Don't worry puberty will kick in soon. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Pffft
best ever comment LOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)