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[challenge entry] He wants to show you his butt cave.

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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Anyone like Creed?
www.google.com/search?q=worst+band+in+the+world
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I quite like Creed :(
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I like creed!!
Dude,we're meant to be opposites!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] in the shops now
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I'm aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# minus 2" a la Aerosmith
Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no sinch
When i wanna get her goin'
Then i whip out my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night i tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
Now whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

EDIT: For the young whippersnappers a 10" was a record.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# A 10" is a record?
Hurr durr hurr durr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# You can get it on double A

*sorry*
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
#
yes
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Just incase you missed it, I was being sarcastic. :D
I own a few 10"s myself, along with a 4" and a couple of 5" records. Usual 45s and 33s too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Makes up for your 2" then:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Oh, Riverghost :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)
# :D
Don't worry puberty will kick in soon. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Pffft
best ever comment LOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at his little face...

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Haha!
(Fluffster, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# haha
this is FP worthy - but why so few replies?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)
# haha!
increble
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Haha
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahah
I think it's the expression De Niro has on his face that makes it for me.
(sirhiss, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Personally
I think it's Crystal's expression in the background
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hehehehe
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ahahahahahahaaa
legend
(fogo, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Who is Analise?
(flibblesan saw your mums cock, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Fantastic...
... I've chuckled at this a few times but I've just noticed the tagline which has only served to increased my mirth.
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] HHEHEHE
Can I pea this?

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:13, archived)
# A new low.............
............ha ha... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# hahahaha
'kinell!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)