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[challenge entry] He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:21, archived)
# you lucky, lucky bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Hey SM
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# i'm fine
i've just been told i'm getting visited by welfare rights, they don't think i'm getting enough money :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# \o/
Nice one. I've got to go to a medical assessment next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# i hate those things!
they poke and prod and you always come out in more pain than when you went in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I think in my case they just want to know how badly depressed I am
I'm going to cut my wrists on the desk, see how that pans out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# tell them you stay in bed most days
as getting up just doesn't seem worth it. rumpled clothes and odd socks are also good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# remember to sleep in your clothes
and don't wash!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Make a Depressometer to prove it to them.
Its the only language these people understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# that
and welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# "How shall we fuck off, oh messiah?"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# very quickly!
*annexes juniper bush*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)