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# pretend to be a gypsy
and throw them at passing executives, muttering curses as you do so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:47, archived)
# pffft! cats would be better
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# nah
potatoes don't scratch your fucking arms off when you throw them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# nor do cats if they are suitably bound in towels
hay string is a good binder
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# binding cats is a dangerous business
and will get you disqualified in a game of cat buckaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# haha shit
what about kerplunk?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:58, archived)
# kerplunk with cats is useless
you just can't get enough marbles in them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)