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# *GLEE* Small polar bearz!!!!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:44, archived)
# DESKBEAR...
...he would peform duties such as plugging in USB devices, and dusting the computers air vents occasionally.

Small bears ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# YES! YES
Get one! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# would he throw you a little salute too?
this could be big. yet little too, obviously.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# you want to sex them, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# You know me
all to well.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# indeed
may i suggest immacing its arsehole?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# cannae
THat's where we hide the Jaffas!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# jaffas are for eating, not plugging a polar bear's ringpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish but....
LEAVE POLARBEARS ALONE.

Doublememe®
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# i'm not touching polar bears
and i haven't even won an award!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# True
But until eaten they MUST BE STORED, or else they escape...


FLY MY PRETTIES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I'm in agreement with this

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# store them in your pouch
you do have a pouch, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# ...
Yes...

*marsupials away*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# "marsupialling the biscuit"
is the oddest euphemism I've yet heard for masturbation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# but i shall use it from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# better than "smuggling an angry wasp"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I found this
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060824170022AAHwl3s

And frankly I LOOOVE "calling Genie"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# for some reason
"taking a core sample" amuses me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:16, archived)
# heh...
"Coming to grips with yourself"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# many of them are repetitive
but there are plenty of good ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# haha
I've been invaded by unsmuggled angry wasps

fucking dying all over the bloody place

bloody stripey hippies!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:10, archived)
# don't worry
they won't last long without batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# not much does
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:57, archived)
# HA! i KNEW my doctor was wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Your doctor is always wrong!
*marsupials*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:07, archived)
# that's the last time i get an appointment
with a german emergency doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)