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# synopsis is such a good word
I think someone should shout it out loud during a court case

it'd be epic

'YOUR HONOUR, SYNOPSIS!!!!!'

and the court would be like *gasp*

and the judge wouldn't know what to say and like he'd totally just burst into flames

then some security guards come runing in guns blazing

and they grab the synopsis guy and put him in a straight jacket

and he's wiggling and shouting 'SYNOPSIS!!! SYNOPSIS!!!!' and the courtroom is burning and people are running around screaming and there's monkeys flinging shit around and like the windows explode and then a milk float bursts in through the walls and the milk man starts throwing jars of pickles at everyone and he's laughing like 'HAHAHA AHAHAH' and the fire is exploding in slow motion... and the straightjacket guy is getting dragged out and he's holding a glass of wine and he drops it and it falls slowly to the floor and it smashes on the ground

and everyone goes quiet

and then they laugh as the echoing calls of 'synopsis' can be heard from the guy as he's dragged out of the court building and thrown into the river, where he bursts into flames.
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