I thought he was bummed to death by a Bulgarian.
Probably as part of some labyrinthine plot to get into Britain and claim the dole.
I'm surprised she didn't mention Bulgarians' penchant for poison-tipped umbrellas as being a factor in his death.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
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Jan Moir thinks black people were involved
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
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If this Bulgarian marries Gately's partner and gets a British passport out of it
maybe we will owe her an apology.
It's a big 'if' though.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
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