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*clap* *clap* *clap*

I was pissing by ze door...

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butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)

nice woo

is that erik estrada?

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new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)

(checks with Google)

yup. Isn't he a hottie?

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butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)

if i was bumgay

i would.

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new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)

He's almost as tasty

as Officer Vince Romano from TJ Hooker.

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butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:50, archived)

he'd be enough to turn me

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new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)

he'd probably

curdle me

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butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)

as i'm now your gimp

i'll protect you from his nefarious powers

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new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:24, archived)

Phew

that was a relief. Now, can you do my work for me today? I have a hangover and can't be arsed.

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butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:30, archived)

yes miss

would you like a nice cup of tea and a foot rub as well?

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new_matt, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)

I thought I told you I hated tea

You need to smarten up your act, or you'll be locked in the cupboard again. A nice cup of sludgy black coffee please, and a foot rub would be lovely

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butchbint, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

Mind ze piss

(BadgerJuice, Thu 27 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)