My hair just doesn't grow very fast.
What are you talking about? I'm in there when you're asleep, styling away. They call me the Midnight Barber.
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Ttssattsr,
Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:44,
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I do my best work when you're oblivious.
I prop you up and go at you.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Sun 18 Oct 2009, 9:48,
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