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# Oh.
I've never had the pleasure of even speaking to one of the delightful young women from Runcorn, but, based on the photographic evidence, they're lovely.

Do you have any advice for me?
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I have advice, it goes as follows....
they are all "wooly back" pretending to be "scouse" - talk like a scouser and you are in my son
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Oh, lovely.
Would one of these delighful young ladies think me rude if I were to fucking grab her and smash her back doors in?
Or is that merely par for the course?
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:29, archived)
# i believe it's poor etiquette not to
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:32, archived)
# it's textbook
follow the rules, glee will follow, unless you are a spaz
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:35, archived)
# that formula pretty much applies to any situation
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:37, archived)
# especially making a turd
a polished one is a winner....
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:38, archived)
# MAKE ME A TURD
don't worry, everyone is thinking it
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:52, archived)
# haha
winnar
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Ah, shit. Bit of a problem there.
I actually am a spaz. Not in a "Haha" way, but in an actual way. Walking stick etc. Still, I'd be delighted to be introduced to these delightful Runcorn women.

Then again, I'd also be delighted to continue to toss meself off at catalogue models. So it goes.
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:45, archived)
# OMG Cheryl Cole X FAAAAAAAACterrrrrrr
wank away
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:49, archived)
# also
wanker
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# plus 3 pumps
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:59, archived)
# spaz
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:14, archived)
# give me a number 3 with extra sides
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:16, archived)