Maybe the vast wealth he has accrued after his career in the shoe and bingo industries.
Thank God he'll never be so poor he has to stoop to working in IT.
I wonder if when he's a famous music producer he will tell his Alan Carr story on Parky.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
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