There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code).
There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.
(If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code).
There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:20,
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fuck, all this time I've been posting on the FAQ board Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:21,
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thnanksthanks - if someone had been more pleasent i might have tried harder. Im only 14 ffs!
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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Alan Carri once growled at alan carr in morrisons, and he went red and minced off. He looked pretty scared.
i thoguht it was hillarious.
I felt bad later after watching his live DVD as i thought it was quite good.
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23,
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i thoguht it was hillarious.
I felt bad later after watching his live DVD as i thought it was quite good.
What possessed you (not literally) to growl at him?(I don't actually believe in possession)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:25,
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i have been attacked on two seperate occasions in two sepearate branchs of a low rent shoe shop i was once an employee of by none other than alex 'mad man' higgins.
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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Giggity, giggity, giggity! Alriiiight! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:29,
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I NEED TO KNOW!!!FFS!! :D
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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they don't know :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:36,
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Yorkshire speak ...for "it wasn't as good as" judging by the previous map...
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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one person knows and he's not telling :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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he's 14 up there^....and 18 down there voh er
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41,
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it's just people on the internet who will all be dead before youdon't worry about it
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24,
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well take it on the chin and have another go.We're just internet people, we can't hurt you. Plus a history of flouncing atomatically gives you an 'in' with the cliquey types. ("hey guys, remember when I flounced? Ah, those were the days" etc.)
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24,
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nah!im not coming back - i tried pretty hard to contribute even though i dont have many skills with pooters but you lot are so quick to attack.
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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bye thenhave fun elsewhere.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27,
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or 12chan thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:32,
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You posted one imagethis one www.b3ta.com/board/9744489
Which is actually an okay image. But then you didn't bother doing any more. So you can't really claim to have tried hard.
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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Which is actually an okay image. But then you didn't bother doing any more. So you can't really claim to have tried hard.
why should i try again when i got berated for posting that! i only come on here when im at college inbetween my music production lessons.
thank fuck im not going to be destined to a life on firt line IT support like the rest of the twunts on here
in fact, why a,m i bothering - you sad old gits are all getting off on talking to a youth anyway and im 18 not 14
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:34,
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thank fuck im not going to be destined to a life on firt line IT support like the rest of the twunts on here
in fact, why a,m i bothering - you sad old gits are all getting off on talking to a youth anyway and im 18 not 14
"Seams okay to me"Those utter bastards.
One day we all might escape the IT industry and graduate to the heady heights of low rent shoe shops and bingo halls. By then, of course, you'll have advanced as far as fast food joints, so you'll have the last laugh I guess.
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:36,
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One day we all might escape the IT industry and graduate to the heady heights of low rent shoe shops and bingo halls. By then, of course, you'll have advanced as far as fast food joints, so you'll have the last laugh I guess.
why did you say you are 14 then? prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:38,
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the only thing that excites me is yer dead maw!don't even think of trying yer troll come backs with me
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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"Call that a comeback? If I wanted my come back I'd kiss your dead mum"would also have been an acceptable response.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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Needs just a tad more Buffy The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40,
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"Music production lessons". Oh dear. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40,
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Community colleges have come a long way in the last few years.You can do A-levels in anything from dustbin operation to hamster grooming now.
This kid is sure to be one of the 0.001% of people who consider a career in the music industry who actually make it. I'll bet he's already mastered putting a donk on it.
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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This kid is sure to be one of the 0.001% of people who consider a career in the music industry who actually make it. I'll bet he's already mastered putting a donk on it.
No, no. The troll clearly said "at college inbetween [sic] music production lessons"which suggests that said lessons are extra-curricular. But who pays for them? These "dead" parents?
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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Maybe the vast wealth he has accrued after his career in the shoe and bingo industries.Thank God he'll never be so poor he has to stoop to working in IT.
I wonder if when he's a famous music producer he will tell his Alan Carr story on Parky.
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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I wonder if when he's a famous music producer he will tell his Alan Carr story on Parky.
So "trying pretty hard" is the same as "giving up", eh?Oh well, you're still young - that's your fault, as Cat Stevens would say...
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:32,
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Ha ha you can't draw, you spaktard!Shut the door on the way out
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:37,
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blimey... you shouldn't post your age on here... This /board full of paedos...go and read teh FAQ, and start again... if you follow the rules, everyone will be quite nice
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24,
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HmmmYour own posts don't seem that pleasant as well, you know...
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:25,
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Do your parents know what kinds of sites you're visiting?
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pzyko Query failed.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:25,
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you're the first person on the internet to ever use that reply Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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I did a laughand a bit of a wee
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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oh dear...at least I know not to send them a christmas card this year prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:30,
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How did they die? The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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you forgot a pictureand I don't like your font.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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most of the time we do. If they get it wrong again after they have been told, they are then advised to fuck off.NOW FUCK OFF, OR POST A PICTURE TO KEEP US ENTERTAINED, YOU ARSECLOWN!
;D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23,
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yea cheers Jeremy Kyle prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23,
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I'm sorry but you left me no choice prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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Makes me hungryWhy would you do that?
( Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23,
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End of the World as we know it(But I feel fine)
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24,
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Don't worryThe Apocalypse has been rescheduled since nobody really noticed it.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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a toy / pram divergence thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:25,
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Dude who has only posted like three messages in total had a flounce and called us cuntseven though none of us knew who he was or what he had done. Then he claimed to be 14 despite having also claimed to have had a job in a shoe shop in a QOTW and knowing who Bez is. Also, he once intimidated Alan Carr in a supermarket because he's well 'ard innit.
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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Ohand then he deleted the flounce, thus compounding his sin. But it was discovered by some enterprising soul that you can still read deleted threads. So here it is
www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
lets be fair I'd say it was more like 95% of us are cunts
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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Yo Yanmania, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish,but Zerodin still has one of the best flounces of all time!
teehee
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fannycradock,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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GOOD MORNING!/brian blessed
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:29,
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ah, but that's only applicable for people who aren't shit
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pzyko Query failed.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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That is very well put.Ignoring cunts used to be my strategy too, but of late I may have been unfriendly to one or two of them. I am going back to the ignoring, I think.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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Thank you for that.Because I for one have never read the FAQ, not do I abide by it in the face of all but the most blatant provocation.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27,
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Why give an idiot this much of a response?Can somebody please do something creative, instead of responding to an idiot. I hate this, some idiot has a tantrum, and then everybody talks about it for the next hour. Silence and change of subject is the only valid response.
(,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27,
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be the first to show us some examples from his rich store of photoshopped creativity then
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pzyko Query failed.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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Your boats rubbish! (waits for flounce)........Is it a Ketch?
If you tell me it's not and I am wrong, so help me I will FLOUNCE!
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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If you tell me it's not and I am wrong, so help me I will FLOUNCE!
I think it's technically a yawl.As the mizzen mast is astern of the steering post.
Flounce away, my good man. Flounce away.
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Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:51,
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Flounce away, my good man. Flounce away.
Oh-kay...1) This is /board. if you're going to start a new thread here, you need to post a pic with it, preferably one of your own making. if all you want to post is text, then the /talk board is where you want to be. Please feel free to read the FAQ, it's all explained there. The button's at the top right of the page. Go on, don't be shy!
2) In honour of your foot-stomping moment earlier on, please accept this: i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s2/jpg/flunce.jpg
(2) In honour of your foot-stomping moment earlier on, please accept this: i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s2/jpg/flunce.jpg
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:09,
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