what if he dozes off in the chair?nobody ever dozes off the first time...
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:46,
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Ninja TurtlesOne day, the Turtles wanted to Ninja, but they were too slow to Ninja!
"Your Turtles are too slow!!!" shout Rat "You cannot Ninja!", but suddenly, people from outside were dump pollution into the sewer.
"A POLLUTION SEWER!!!!!" shout the Turtles, and they tried to run away, but they were too slow to make runnings!!!!!!!!
The acid of pollution made a goo of all turtles.
Rat had used its Rat Powers to climb up the cieling, but then the people came back and dumped pollution on the cieling!
"NO!" shout Rat, as many acids make a goo on the Rat, and a not Rat.
("Your Turtles are too slow!!!" shout Rat "You cannot Ninja!", but suddenly, people from outside were dump pollution into the sewer.
"A POLLUTION SEWER!!!!!" shout the Turtles, and they tried to run away, but they were too slow to make runnings!!!!!!!!
The acid of pollution made a goo of all turtles.
Rat had used its Rat Powers to climb up the cieling, but then the people came back and dumped pollution on the cieling!
"NO!" shout Rat, as many acids make a goo on the Rat, and a not Rat.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 11:57,
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I hate it when that happens.Takes ages to wash out.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:02,
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Honey I shrunk the KidsSo a new machine became invented to make a shrinkings!
"YAY!" say the dad, "I can make a shrinkings of an elephant!"
So the dad went to the zoo to shrinking elephant, but suddenly, the kids in the way.
"OUT OF THE WAY!" shout the dad, but too late, the kids became a microscope!
"Oh no!" say the dad, "I have microscopes for children!"
Suddenly, the police came and arrest the dad for a turning microscopes.
Suddenly, microscopes get stolen by scientists and are used to zooming in again and again and again.
("YAY!" say the dad, "I can make a shrinkings of an elephant!"
So the dad went to the zoo to shrinking elephant, but suddenly, the kids in the way.
"OUT OF THE WAY!" shout the dad, but too late, the kids became a microscope!
"Oh no!" say the dad, "I have microscopes for children!"
Suddenly, the police came and arrest the dad for a turning microscopes.
Suddenly, microscopes get stolen by scientists and are used to zooming in again and again and again.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:03,
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That makes me do a cry*sob*
Poor microscopes....
(Poor microscopes....
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:09,
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