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# Here's my foot
to start your collection off.

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:06, archived)
# oi! - did you nick that
from my mum's bedroom?
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:08, archived)
# No
I just pulled it out of my..

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:15, archived)
# but that's
my mum's as well!
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:18, archived)
# is your mum IN that mouth?
aren't they a pair of alien eyes on stalks poking out of either side of the teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:20, archived)
# It's the confused
Alien's version of the anal probe 'cept they pushed too far
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:21, archived)
# yes - those are
her eyes... wanna make summin' of it?

the stuff that looks like wire is her tentacles
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:21, archived)
# I can see
the family resemblance!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:23, archived)
# thanks
she's luvverly ain't she?
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:26, archived)
# i didn't mean anything by it... I just
found her strangely attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:30, archived)
# dont worry - you wont
insult her. she's been dead for ages
(bastardizor, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:31, archived)
# Not as long as my folks


(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Thu 6 Dec 2001, 5:41, archived)