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# Brilliant
Should be an instant first page.

Followed up by an instant self-pitying outburst and thousands of outraged, self-pitying emails.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Haha
Fitting that you should say that, Mme Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Mme?
Mme?

I have a cock, I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I've seen it
It's magnificent!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# It's a bit sore at the minute
I should learn to relax my grip.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Not to mention what it does to you hand
but I'm gonna use that to sue my work for RSI in a year or two.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# That's actually a very good idea
I've been wondering what excuse I could use. I might also say that wrestling with their mouse has made my right forearm twice the size of my left forearm.

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# If the insurance company needs a character witness
I'm in your corner!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# "Yep, that's right. I can vouch that he's a total wanker."
No, no, that would be "Yes, that's right, I can vouch that he's not a total wanker. It's the keyboard and mouse that did it!" wouldn't it? That's much better. Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# fucking jinxer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# :(
I never think before I talk.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)