I'm naturally beautiful*
*too tight to buy the expensive stuff
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Joliet,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:38,
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I used to be naturally beautiful*
*too old and wrinkly to get away with anything less than industrial strength
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Fri 13 Nov 2009, 10:46,
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