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# Because
There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)
# She swallowed a bird to catch the spider...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)