I used to work in a branch of gamewhich before being a game store was a virgin games store.
For years, hanging from a piece of string there was an accident book. One day I was bored and opened the book. There were accidents dating back to the mid 90's. It was like textual youve been framed/jackass. One poor guy had tripped over while sweeping and had jabbed his eye socket with the end of the broom handle.
My favourite incident report merely stated:
'I was accidently hit in the head by a handicapped boy with a mega drive box'
Its still funny. Perhaps only to me.
(For years, hanging from a piece of string there was an accident book. One day I was bored and opened the book. There were accidents dating back to the mid 90's. It was like textual youve been framed/jackass. One poor guy had tripped over while sweeping and had jabbed his eye socket with the end of the broom handle.
My favourite incident report merely stated:
'I was accidently hit in the head by a handicapped boy with a mega drive box'
Its still funny. Perhaps only to me.
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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hahahaIn one small company I worked in, the only entry in the accident book was "Griffy Savalas* - Insignificant little cut**"
No prizes for guessing which extra letter was added.
* Not my real name obviously
** it was a very deep cut down to my thumb bone - I still have the scar.
(No prizes for guessing which extra letter was added.
* Not my real name obviously
** it was a very deep cut down to my thumb bone - I still have the scar.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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Its in the bone! Its in the bone! yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:58,
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