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# Ouch

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
This book should have childrens' names in it and mine.

/therapy blog
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Lie down on the couch...
I'm not a psychiatrist, just a perv.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# peedo
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
#
wahay !
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# For the love of god, someone throw that book away
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# pfft
but who would thrown $2.25 worth of perfectly good orange soda in the bin?

*retrieves*
*drinks*


that's not orange soda
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I used to work in a branch of game
which before being a game store was a virgin games store.
For years, hanging from a piece of string there was an accident book. One day I was bored and opened the book. There were accidents dating back to the mid 90's. It was like textual youve been framed/jackass. One poor guy had tripped over while sweeping and had jabbed his eye socket with the end of the broom handle.
My favourite incident report merely stated:

"I was accidently hit in the head by a handicapped boy with a mega drive box"

Its still funny. Perhaps only to me.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
In one small company I worked in, the only entry in the accident book was "Griffy Savalas* - Insignificant little cut**"

No prizes for guessing which extra letter was added.

* Not my real name obviously
** it was a very deep cut down to my thumb bone - I still have the scar.
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Its in the bone! Its in the bone!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :D
silliness.

*click*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# yes
:D *cleek*
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# this is quite wonderful!
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)