Hahaha
This book should have childrens' names in it and mine.
/therapy blog
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Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:34,
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/therapy blog
pfft
but who would thrown $2.25 worth of perfectly good orange soda in the bin?
*retrieves*
*drinks*
that's not orange soda
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Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:51,
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*retrieves*
*drinks*
that's not orange soda
I used to work in a branch of game
which before being a game store was a virgin games store.
For years, hanging from a piece of string there was an accident book. One day I was bored and opened the book. There were accidents dating back to the mid 90's. It was like textual youve been framed/jackass. One poor guy had tripped over while sweeping and had jabbed his eye socket with the end of the broom handle.
My favourite incident report merely stated:
"I was accidently hit in the head by a handicapped boy with a mega drive box"
Its still funny. Perhaps only to me.
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Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:55,
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For years, hanging from a piece of string there was an accident book. One day I was bored and opened the book. There were accidents dating back to the mid 90's. It was like textual youve been framed/jackass. One poor guy had tripped over while sweeping and had jabbed his eye socket with the end of the broom handle.
My favourite incident report merely stated:
"I was accidently hit in the head by a handicapped boy with a mega drive box"
Its still funny. Perhaps only to me.
hahaha
In one small company I worked in, the only entry in the accident book was "Griffy Savalas* - Insignificant little cut**"
No prizes for guessing which extra letter was added.
* Not my real name obviously
** it was a very deep cut down to my thumb bone - I still have the scar.
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Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:57,
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No prizes for guessing which extra letter was added.
* Not my real name obviously
** it was a very deep cut down to my thumb bone - I still have the scar.