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# pfft
that must be an english phenomenon. outdoor tables in scotland and strictly for smoking and catching hypothermia.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Just couldn't help but post this
SCREWNICORN n. A magical sex act whereby a lesbian puts a strap-on dildo on her forehead and goes at her partner like a bull at a Spaniard.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# haha
I like some of the simpler ones too... like

Gunt: Gut+cunt

Premature evacuation: follow-through

I wish I could remember more, but my head is completely empty at the moment. I can't even decide if I want to go for lunch or not.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)