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# ALBINOSAURUS IS DOOMED
all albinos are sterile :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# My spunk is albino.
It's the pink eyes that are worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# that would worry me, too
still, at least they can find their way in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I feed them carrots
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# if you feed them too many carrots
they'll turn yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# So that's what Chris Martin
was banging on about? It all becomes clear now.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)
# indeed
carrots are dangerous in the wrong hands
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# no they're not, actually
i think we should get albino animals of all species and lock them away on a remote island and breed superraces of albinos.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)
# it should be an island where there is no sun
otherwise they will explode
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Good point
Or an island full of trees. The initiation into adulthood will be surviving ten minutes out on the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i see many teenage deaths occurring
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Weeds out the inadequate
(And probably ensures the evolution of non-albinoism within ten generations. Everyone's a winner! Except us, with our hopes of breeding albino superspecieses.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# solution
tons of sun cream
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# damn those genetically weak albinosauruses!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# albinosuperhybrid island
great idea!
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# superalbinosuperhybrid superisland
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# ^ this
is better, i admite
(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)