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# I totally wish we evolved from stoats instead of monkeys.
Stoats are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# what's wrong with monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Nothing, but stoats are better.
What monkey can take down prey 10 times its size? You don't see Gorilla taking down elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# And stoats can lick their own genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# And they're terribly cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# i'm cute!
but i can't lick my own genitals and frankly, i wouldn't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:34, archived)