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# I sincerely hope none of those have ever been inserted into people.
Also, where it says 'providing turnkey services' at the bottom, I read it as 'providing turkey services' and now I'm imagining that inside each pod thing, there is a beautifully cooked turkey that can be delivered at any time... *sigh*
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# who wouldn't enjoy the clean you can only get with the Super Javelina
The SUPER JAVELINA is totally covered with wire brush straps in a slight spiral pattern
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I literally just shuddered at the thought of one of those up my poop-chute.
Although, I have always envied goatse's astonishing cleanliness and that might just be how he acheived it.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
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(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# They also use pigs in the oil industry, and those are REALLY large pipes...
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# O_O
Woah.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Ooh ooh, matching ghosties.
I just noticed \o/
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Out of curiosity
what exactly does a bioinformatician do?
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# ...it would be cool to have a turkey shoot up out of your kitchen drain just minutes after ordering
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)