Imagine Verity Sharp off Radio 3 and The Culture Show reciting the entire thing.
*retires to a booth to consume vitamins or something*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:32,
archived)
I'm afraid I'm not of the lesbanim variety...
I know, right, a straight female on the internet, shocker!
Maybe... a Daniel Craig type voice would do.
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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:40,
archived)
No problem. Vezza's bent as fuck.
All she's gorra do is drop an octave.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 1 Dec 2009, 2:06,
archived)