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# speaking of Bulldogs
did you know they can't have sex without dying?
Their mashed in faces are so incapable of breathing properly that the act would cause them to die of heart failure.
So artificial insemination is the way its generally done.
But to make things worse the females hips are so narrow that they can't give birth naturally and cesarian is the only option.

If ever something was screaming to be left to die out, or used as a sign of how man should stop fucking around with things in the first place....

Excellent choice of national emblem/mascot :D
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# They they do look like they've been terminally spanged.
Personally I prefer bull terriers.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# that's how they got that way
man "customising" them. God bless dog breeders and their fucked up sense of animal adoration.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# lol
Personally I don't think St George was probably the best choice of patron saint either.

EDIT: Maybe we should have St. Boyle. :P
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)