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# Actually, I really don't know why I chose Jeremy.
However, it's a wonderful name for a horse. They respond best to names with three syllables. You'll need to sing the name... JE - RE - MY.

/horse facts
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# If I ever buy a racehorse
I shall name it "Jeremy wants a poo" in honour of your creation.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# And I'll bet my life savings on it.
:D
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Maybe we could all chip in and buy one
"Aaaand Jeremy Wants A Poo on the track..."

"And here's Jeremy Wants A Poo being lead back to his stable in shame after an incident which made even John McCririck say 'This spells the end of British horseracing'..."
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Mine has only got 2 syllables in his name
That might explain why he's so rubbish.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)