it'd probably violate EU food safety legislation and we'd have to be tased by the police
and then fall down the stairs in the cell a few times
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:28,
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I thought you said we'd have to be tasted by the police
which sounded quite kinky. Then I reread it and was disappointed :(
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boris the spider,
Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:31,
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well, we'll smell like chicken when they've finished zapping us
so the likelyhood of the filt having cannibalistic urges is high
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:35,
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