Alas!
This dog does not eat meat. Your fiendish plan has been foiled! Pavlova, that'd be the ticket.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:12,
archived)
*buys pavlova*
muhahahahah *senses you salivate*
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JoePesky,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 3:21,
archived)