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# Smelly gay cat dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Point me at the cat or dog that can single handedly hunt prey 10 times its body mass and I'll fawn over that instead.
Until then FUCKING STOATS HELL YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Taste my wee-breeze, Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Mmmm, tastes like pop rocks, cocaine and urine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# the greater african sundering monsoon wildcat can take down a herd of gazelle in one tornado flurry attack
trust me man i know about cats
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Pictures please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Pikachu.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Oh man you totally zinged me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# THUNDERSTORM ATTACK.
MU AND HIS LITTLE SMELLY DOG LOSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Your fictional thunder rat beat my stoat. You gain +15exp points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# You didn't even come close Lass Mu.
Ttssattsr stole £20.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Aw man, I needed that money for stoat training.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# "pokemon"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# how about you get close to one and take a picture
cause i aint
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# See, stoats aren't dangerous to humans, so they're cute and we can take pictures of them.
Stoats: 1
Monsoon Cats: 0
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# stoats will fuck you up if you insult their beards
and not complimenting their beard every 5 seconds counts as insulting them
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# So you admit that stoats are badass?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# why would I even deny a truism
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# because stoats
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)