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# i may eat the occasional pickle
but i draw the line at humping stoats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I have m&m's!
yeah!

tasty chemically toxic waste m&m's!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# don't taunt me with your chocolatey baubles discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# oh, ok
*zips back up*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# those aren't chocolatey baubles
those are shitty nuts. have you been hiding snickers in your undies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yes, it explains the way I've been walking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# peanuts under the foreskin can chafe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# i don't know
for i have no foreskin, nor anything to attach one to if i had it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)