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# Hello B3ta!
I was going to draw you a lovely Christmas picture but my muse wouldn't oblige.


'Ning!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Hey Todd, I love your Dogs and everything,
but why don't you draw a Jellyfish? I think that's what b3ta really wants! JELLYFISH! YEAH!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Okay then.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
JELLYFISH!

Be warned though, Portugeuse Man of What? are not Jellyfish!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# a jellyfish playing cards
high stakes cards

with the mollusc mafia watching on, angrilly.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# A Crab, a Lobster and an impertinent Barnacle.
That is what this episode needs.

And I want the Barnacle to be screaming "AILSA! AILSA! AIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLSA!"
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# while the pufferfish barman says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! YEAH!
And a nun!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# My dad was a nun.
Whenever he was in court, the judge would say, "Occupation?" and he'd say "nun".
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Shut up and draw me a barnacle!
Girls totally can't tell jokes!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Fuck yes smiling because happy.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# That's a fucking fish you dick!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# this makes me think of kodiak jack
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Reminds me more of Kanye West.
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# not the band
the mighty boosh character
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# DRAGONS!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Monkey eating pickles!
whilst humping stoats!!!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# i may eat the occasional pickle
but i draw the line at humping stoats
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I have m&m's!
yeah!

tasty chemically toxic waste m&m's!

:D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# don't taunt me with your chocolatey baubles discomeats
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# oh, ok
*zips back up*
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# those aren't chocolatey baubles
those are shitty nuts. have you been hiding snickers in your undies?
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yes, it explains the way I've been walking
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# peanuts under the foreskin can chafe
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# i don't know
for i have no foreskin, nor anything to attach one to if i had it
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Here's one I made earlier:
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# \o/
fuck yeah, just where is that cement!?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I told you!
My neighbour used it to build his pond!

Fucking cunts!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *glees*
it's even a proper dragony colour!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Glorious!
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I can see a cat and a dog.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Oh fuck!
I didn't see the cat before, sorry Ttssattsr! My bad :(
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# that is full of glee!
:D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# and jelly!
:D
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Dude, that's a pretty cool lobster,
but where's the jellyfish with the barnacle mafia?
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Doing bummings with firemen
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# RAPELOL!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# woo!
*click*
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# ooooh, das happy
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# eggy doyler!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# piss on my mind again, you eggy doyler!
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# eggy doyler
I should make this my name on facebook.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# sounds like some kind of westcountry recipe for a really unnapealing cake
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's the spirit.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)