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# Hey that's pretty cool.
Maybe only half ruined then, yeah? Yeah. Half ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Yeah everyone loves clothes when you get older
Socks would be awesome right now
As well as some new boxers.
I can't be bothered buying them.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# new underwear?
that's mum you're thinking of, not santa
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Same difference
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# i'm getting an iron
a fucking IRON.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# uh-oh
even i know better than to buy domestic appliances for my other half...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# it's off my mum
she put a note on it saying "take the hint"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# send it back, with all your laundry.
don't forget to include the note :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# i'm sending it back anyway
it's broken! still, she's also got me a bike, a wallet, some clothes, a bottle of booze and the alien quadrilogy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# broken?
maybe you need to heat it up by the fire beforehand?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# it cost £4 from asda
it's a piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)