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# maybe disturbed by my arousal
(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# never be disturbed by your arousal
unless it has been caused by john mccririck or children. then you should hand yourself over to the authorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# john mccrirrick's children *shudders*
talking bollocks at eleven months, shaving at age seven...
*shudders again*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# i don't like thinking of his children
if you do, you have to accept that he's had sex with a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# shuddup
they're adopted. you're a woman, would you?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)
# never
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# g'night :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:49, archived)
# does this mean I can get the horn over Shadrach from emmerdale
and be at peace with myself?
(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)
# yes it does
although you may want to keep that little nugget of information to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# fuck it, i'm off to bed.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Idea for one of those stupid ads for phone sex -
Shadrach wearing christmas hat in a tin bath covered in grated parmesan cheese by the fire waving a mobile phone sensually " Ohhhh text me ". Camera pans from all angles. TV screen then cracks....
Edit night !
(JoePesky, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:44, archived)