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# awwww!
the monkey is blowing smoke rings! in his sleep!

edit: oops forgot to *click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# He is just sleeping.
I googled sleeping monkeys- I didn't think looking for dead ones would be very pleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# then why is he going to heaven???
I'm confused now.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Maybe you're too young
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_Gone_To_Heaven
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# No, no
I get the Pixies reference. I just don't see why a sleeping monkey would go to heaven, when he has a whole life of eating bananas, picking fleas off his friends and selling teabags* ahead of him! Poor monkey :(

'Maybe you're too young'. awwwwwww, I think I love you :D

*yes I know that's chimps not monkeys. I put that in to annoy pedants.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I thought I'd get shouted at
if I used an actual picture of an actual dead monkey. And quite rightly too!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# You should try it
What's the worst that can happen? :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)