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# to be fair
regardless of the title, the whole truck/fighter-plane scene would still have been arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Indeed
but it was the arse of capital-f Freedom, as opposed to the arse of "it's the fourth movie, and adding .0 makes it modern and cyber".

Basically I was watching a film in a silly mood as opposed to in an already-slightly-annoyed mood.

For examples of how easily it can go the other way check out kindom of the crystal GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I liked Kingdom Of The Crystal GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I was against the bit where the man pretending to be Indiana Jones
survived being thrown several miles inside a fridge.

Indiana Jones not having any actual superpowers was kinda key to my enjoying his adventures, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha I think that bit being right at the beginning
induced a massive 'FFS!'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# yep.
I had nearly returned to not being pissed off when the remaining 2 issues occurred:

1) Shia Lebouf swinging with monkeys. Cock off, needless bad CGI scene that adds nothing.

2) The last 20 minutes. At some point, someone in a meeting failed to notice that the last three pages of script just said "fuck acting and plot, do some impressive effects." That person should be told off in no uncertain words, and a stern note should be sent to their mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)