Good work Mister Mark PorterThere are very few situations that the words, 'Fuck off,' can't turn in your favour.
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greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:31,
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HmmI once overheard an old man complain to his wife in a restaurant:
Old Man: 'I don't believe this! They've forgetten my bloody grilled tomato! The bastards!'
Wife: 'Well i'll call them over and ask them to bring you one'
Old Man: 'No no no no! It's too late now, they've bloody ruined the whole meal'
Then came alot more muttering about 'bastards' and whatnot.
The British spirit personified!
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Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:03,
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Old Man: 'I don't believe this! They've forgetten my bloody grilled tomato! The bastards!'
Wife: 'Well i'll call them over and ask them to bring you one'
Old Man: 'No no no no! It's too late now, they've bloody ruined the whole meal'
Then came alot more muttering about 'bastards' and whatnot.
The British spirit personified!