
wearing lip stick so im on the left trying to order something
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Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:27,
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I would be really pissy if my dithering was ordered rather than a nice burks dithering.
...although I am also a big fan of halftone
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Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:34,
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...although I am also a big fan of halftone

There are very few situations that the words, "Fuck off," can't turn in your favour.
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Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:31,
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I once overheard an old man complain to his wife in a restaurant:
Old Man: 'I don't believe this! They've forgetten my bloody grilled tomato! The bastards!'
Wife: 'Well i'll call them over and ask them to bring you one'
Old Man: 'No no no no! It's too late now, they've bloody ruined the whole meal'
Then came alot more muttering about 'bastards' and whatnot.
The British spirit personified!
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Thu 31 Dec 2009, 1:03,
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Old Man: 'I don't believe this! They've forgetten my bloody grilled tomato! The bastards!'
Wife: 'Well i'll call them over and ask them to bring you one'
Old Man: 'No no no no! It's too late now, they've bloody ruined the whole meal'
Then came alot more muttering about 'bastards' and whatnot.
The British spirit personified!