It isn't bloody snowing here
I had to come in work and everything
It's fucking cold though
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:14,
archived)
What's the opposite of a car being "hot enough to fry an egg"?
"It's so cold, I could reconstitute a fried egg on my car roof"?
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:18,
archived)