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# i don't want to die now
i'm happy again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Good.
You're required and necessary, soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# i'm VERY happy!
just bought a £2 scratchcard, i've won £40! i'm off to buy my niece treats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Ah, scratchcards.
They made one last year called 'Rolling In It'. Silver, pink and brown.
It was illustrated with a picture of a grinning pig rolling in liquid shit.
I was speechless, but blabbed about it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Buy me a puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ever heard the expression "sold a pup"?
(It's a good idea not to ask to be bought a puppy)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Am I the only one who read this as
"I'm off to buy some nice breasts"?

B3ta warps you, ladies and gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)