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# Scraping the pun barrel...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# i just want to die now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Well, it's not very convenient.
Would you mind terribly dying later instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# i don't want to die now
i'm happy again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Good.
You're required and necessary, soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# i'm VERY happy!
just bought a £2 scratchcard, i've won £40! i'm off to buy my niece treats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Ah, scratchcards.
They made one last year called 'Rolling In It'. Silver, pink and brown.
It was illustrated with a picture of a grinning pig rolling in liquid shit.
I was speechless, but blabbed about it later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Buy me a puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ever heard the expression "sold a pup"?
(It's a good idea not to ask to be bought a puppy)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Am I the only one who read this as
"I'm off to buy some nice breasts"?

B3ta warps you, ladies and gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# It's a can of whoop-ass
With a volume of (American Pie)(r^2)h.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# You bloody swot!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# have you seen Dad Joke's profile
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha I had to filename but
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Ooh, an opportunity to repost something old.
*Seizes*

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I haven't had vimto in ages
and that makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Yeah, but the pic pleases you immensely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Oh yes. definately.
How rude of me not to mention that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Vimto cordial, taken hot, is lovely in the winter, btw.
Particularly when one has a cold or is feeling generally under the weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# You mean to say that some people drink it COLD!?
Barbarians.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# The dog's shirt
?
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# A mere oversight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ...and now for something so bad it doesn't deserve a new thread;
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# As if the previous post did deserve a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# What's that you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# How do pirates store their data?
CD-arrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I'm afraid of Ameri-cans
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# argghh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Yes we can!
(Hal Baffe, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)