Years ago there was a regular ad in Private Eyethat went, 'Never pay a phone bill again!!!! £5 to find out how!!!!'.
If you sent your fiver you received a neatly typed note that read, 'Have your phone disconnected.'.
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Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:48,
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If you sent your fiver you received a neatly typed note that read, 'Have your phone disconnected.'.
Best fiver you ever spent?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:53,
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